...there was this girl and this girl wanted to start a blog. But sadly, she didn't feel qualified. "If only I had a husband and some children...", she thought. Then the idea came! "Why not get one of my guy friends to pretend he is my husband and we can use dolls as our children?!", she was SO excited about her brilliant idea that she contacted her bestest guy friend immediately to deliver the news: that he was to be a father and a blogger that VERY day! Unfortunately, her "bestest" guy friend turned her down for fear of looking strange to his other friends. this girl was appalled that people were still afraid of such things...it was the twenty first century, after all! But because of his refusal, this girl gave up on her dreams of blogging UNTIL very recently when she realized she didn't need things like a husband and children to start a blog! Neither would she need extreme talents or creativity. All she would need is her laptop and her fingers to type. So on this the twenty and fifth day of May in the year two-thousand and eleven, this girl fulfilled her dreams of becoming a blogger and she's living happily ever after!
The End.
(Find this girl's blog
here)
P.S.- He's still my bestest guy friend!
And I made that up about him not wanting to look weird...
He's not the normal-est of folks. I think he was just disgusted at the thought of being my husband. Or being a blogger. But either way... Braxbot is a cool guy and I kind of sort of miss him. That's all!
This blog is like a breath of semi-fresh air. Like the kind you find entering your lungs immediately after leaving a 4 hour film at the cinema. Keep it up... I need more buttery residue coating my organs.
ReplyDeleteHaha butter to top the baloney you're full of?!
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